welp, i didnt win the contest, bad webcomics wiki found my comic, my penis shrank an inch, and the bank seized my dog. could be worse. i aint gonna lie i kinda needed that cash but alls well ends well. glad to have even participated. congrats to the winners of the sweet sixteen comic contest. ill keep trucking along and working hard as fuck on my comic. this shits my dream. im very rarely ever sincere on the internet because frankly sincerity gets chewed up and spat out all the time online. i love making comics and art. i hope someday i figure out how to turn this into a few dollar signs. its hard out here, but im stubborn and passionate, and ive got plenty of time to eek it out and carve a place out for myself and my art in this world. it only gets harder but we only keep truckin. we makin a whole lotta noise

GLOBALCOMIKZ LINK (SLIGHTLY LESS BAD ON PHONEZ)

COMICFURY LINK BAY BEEE

SOME SHIT FROM THE UPDATE:

you seen that new warzone execution where ghost fucks your ass? shits crazy

i have a list of billionaires i wanna kill but i excluded tim cook cause i dont want people to think im homophobic

zootopia would have been better if judy was a struggling graphic designer with a five foot long neon green penis

"NIHILGUNZ IS FREAKING MIND BLOWING" - JOHN F KENNEDY

"NIHILGUNZ IS FREAKING MIND BLOWING" - HUNTER S THOMPSON

"it wasn't really for me honestly, but there's definitely a lot of passion here" - KURT COBAIN

NIHILGUNZ IS ABOUT THE RESIDENTS OF THE WORLD OF PLANET FUCKED, A PLANET SEALED IN A GIANT CONCRETE AND TUNGSTEN HAND GRENADE. RESOURCES ARE SLIM, MENTAL ILLNESS, POVERTY, FEAR AND LOATHING, PAIN AND ANGUISH ARE THE HIGHEST THEY'VE EVER BEEN. IN A STATE OF PERPETUAL NEAR ECONOMIC COLLAPSE, NO ONE CAN AFFORD ANYTHING, BUT THE RULES OF SOCIETY STILL STAND THE AWKWARD TEST OF TIME AND PERCEPTION. THE RICH GET RICHER, THE POOR DIE TRYING

SOME ARE SO POOR THEY CANT EVEN PAY ATTENTION. ANXIETY, TORPOR AND PARANOIA RULE THE AVERAGE MAN, AND EVERYONE'S LOOKING FOR A WAY OUT

MOST HONEST PSYCHOPATHS CAN'T EVEN MAKE A LIVING AS KILLERS ANYMORE, THE VALUE OF LIFE IS LESS THAN PENNIES TO THESE PEOPLE. DID YOU KNOW THE ONLY REASON WE HAVE PENNIES IS BECAUSE THE COMPANY THAT MAKES PENNIES LOBBIES FOR IT?

NIHILGUNZ IS A KICKING AND SCREAMING, UNINFORMED, UNEDUCATED, OBNOXIOUS AND CRASS SCREAM OF PAIN AND ANGUISH FROM ME TO YOU. THIS COMIC IS NOT RELATABLE, IT IS NOT DEEP, IT IS DUMB AND MAD AND VIOLENT AND NEEDLESSLY EDGY. AND IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, PLEASE EMAIL ALL DEATH THREATS TO MY PERSONAL EMAIL ADDRESS: CIA_FOIA@UCIA.GOV

READ IT HERE OR DIE TRYING:GLOBALCOMIX MIRROR

READ IT HERE OR FRY CRYING:COMICFURY MIRROR

SAMPLEZ:

accidentally turned another mailman into freon gas with my brain when i was out walking my dog

NIHILGUNZ IS ONLINE AND COMPLETELY FREE FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT AND ENTERTORMENT

IVE BEEN WORKING REALLY HARD ON THIS SHIT 4 YEARS NOW AND ID LIKE IT IF YOU EVEN JUST LOOKED AT IT FOR A SPLIT SECOND. I PUT A MILLION TRILLION OF MY LOVE AND HATE AND WRATH AND PAIN AND PASSION INTO THIS COMIC

I WORK REALLY HARD TO BE THIS PUBLICLY VAPID ONLINE

READ THE LATEST UPDATE HERE

OR START HERE FROM THE BEGINNING, I DONT GIVE A FUCK. THERE'S NO WRONG WAY TO READ A COMIC.

GLOBALCOMIX MIRROR (BEST FOR IF UR READING ON MOBILE OR FUCKIN UR BITCH [MEN CAN BE BITCHES 2] AND WANNA READ SICK WEBCOMIX ON THE FLY)

HEART EMOJI

PROS OF READING NIHILGUNZ:

UR PENIS WILL GROW ONE INCH 4 EVERY PAGE U READ

BITCHES EVERYWHERE WILL LOOK AT YOU SEXY STYLE

CONS OF READING NIHILGUNZ:

YOU SMELL LIKE CHEESE AND DRY SEMEN FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE CAUSE U CAME YOUR JORTS FROM READING MY SHIT, ALSO THERES A HOLE THE BACK OF UR HEAD FROM YOU'RE BRAIN HAVING A NUCLEAR EXPLOSION. YOU MAY ALSO SHIT URSELF

SAMPLEZ:

MY INSIDE VOICE IS ALSO REALLY LOUD, WHEN I CUM I SHOOT LOADS MADE OF TUNGSTEN THEY USE MY SPLOOGE TO HALT NUCLEAR PROCESSES WORLD WIFE

THIS IS A PACEMAKER HALTING WEBCOMIK. OLD BITCHES WILL FREAKING DIE

HEY I UPDATED MY COMIC NIHILGUNZ!

READ THE WHOLE COMIC HERE!

"THIS WEBCOMIC HOLDS UP BANKS, STRANGLES BABIES, AND MAKES YOUR MOMMA CUM HER JORTS INSTANTLY" NARDWUAR THE INHUMAN SERVIETTE

"I READ NIHILGUNZ BY R.F. SLAM AND MY FRONTAL LOBE SHRUNK" - MARTIN LUTHOR KING

"NIHILGUNZ WOULD HAVE STOPPED THE BULLET" - JFK'S SECRET BOYFRIEND

"NIHILGUNZ IS NOT IN FACT, MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. IT'S ACTUALLY FUCKING EVERYTHING UP" - RONALD REAGAN'S CORPSE

"AFTER READING NIHILGUNZ, IM NOT ANTISEMETIC ANYMORE." - KANYE WEST