hello poogrounds i have cum to announce that im back on my bullshit and the hit disaster webcomic BASTARD! is back online yet again and i want to kill myself

combic

i fuckin took it down to work on it and doll it up or some shit anywho you can read it here

original twitter post with commission info

COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN

SKETCH: 15$

INKS: 30$

INKS + COLOR: 40$

INKS, COLOR, + BACKGROUND 55$

+15$ FOR EACH EXTRA CHARACTER

EX:

my steven seagal addiction is killing me im going to die please help me my asbestos lined tuxedo isnt helping me anymore

i need to wear a condom on my personality for your safety i just want you to know im doing this because i love you

i can see in the dark my real life gamma is set to 200%

dropping my first rap song; "herbert hoover diss track ft eminem" next tuesday

normally when i post to the fuckin artist news portal i do it to shit it up with total nonsense for my own amusement but i actually have something 0000.1% notable for once

commissions are open

give me your money

sketch: 15$

inks: 30$

inks and color: 40$

inks and color + background 55$

+15$ for each character you add

examples:

me driving my grandpas 1950 cardiac thats not built like they used to with real detroit steel made by big iron huffer boys and its 2022 and the cars falling apart but its okay because they dont build em like they used to detroit steel american made am i right lead poisoning

I once dated this robot chick who used to be a spy, she had a ton of modifications and one time I was letting my neighbor fuck her and you know im kind of glad I could never get her to cum because it turns out she squirts nerve agent